Beard/Off
In order to beat him, he must grow more hair than him.
Rules: 1. Each participant must be clean shaven Monday morning with no facial hair whatsoever. 2. Sideburns must be cut to ear length. 3. Absolutely no trimming allowed for the entire 2 weeks.
Winners: Golden Razor, Silver Razor, Society Award (publicly acceptable), Patchiest Beard, Wolverine Award, Creepiest Award, Spirit Award.